Love this. I need kids so I can dress them up.
Ohhhh, it’s called having a crush because they “crush” your spirit.
Yes, they do.
“The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.” - Carl Sagan
The Master, 2012 (dir. Paul Thomas Anderson)
People go crazy over soccer at my office and this meme sums up my feelings about it.
"And you’re starting to bore me, baby.
Why’d you only call me when you’re high?”
I still love doing this. Rolling down hills and being awkward around girls.